I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.
ONLY THINKS OF YOU AS A FRIEND
RECOGNIZE MY AUTHORITY GODDAMMIT
(via bombshellsandbluebells)
Spectacular Spider-Memes Volume 2 (NSFW)
Josh Keaton has gone and done it again. Back by popular demand.
YES THERE’S MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH GOD HE DID MY FAVORITE ONES THIS TIME
(via iironhide)
The “act your age” game— go to my askbox, anon or not, and tell me what age you think I act, regardless of whether or not you know how old I am. I’d like to be able to average out the responses and see how ‘old’ people think I am.
(Source: tstarked, via kagerouh)
care to try some Old Sport, old sport?
OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE
(via cookiekween)
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
(via bombshellsandbluebells)
cute nicknames for your significant other:
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
(via cookiekween)
ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard
only a real 15th century kid will get this
(via mikington)
